Friday 27 May 2011

Loose Women

If you are like me and have the pleasure of having a TV in your working environment, you will be fully aware of a program called Loose Woman. Also like me you will know that the title does not reflect the actually programming because unfortunately ITV producers are not allowed to broadcast a show on day time tele with the title, "Middle Aged, Hormonal, ex slappers sit around a table to moan about the opposite sex and other unimportant topics, in a moronic manner, to help give their so far totally unfulfilled  lives some kind of relevance to the world."

Usually i totally refuse to give this program a second of my attention, but today i made the fatal mistake of actually trying something which i know is totally repulsive, bit like eating salad. These women are on on this program to help promote the new craze of women are equal to men, which i had never heard of if till this revolutionary program? All they have achieved however, is regressing the male opinion on women.Instead of men watching this program thinking men can be more idiotic than woman, they watch and think how did we allow these people to have the vote? They couldn't turn more men against them than if their program was to be scheduled over the world cup final.    

Unfortunately daytime television is designed to be low budget and too be spoon fed to the viewer, if a baboon cant follow the story line then it isn't suitable for day time television. When i say baboon what i really mean is the elderly. Daytime television is the only safe thing the elder have in their lives. They are always aware of the daily programming routine unlike when they need to use the toilet which just springs up on them.

It's not the daytime television that frustrates me, i can accept that daytime tele is there to entertain the elderly and those people on the doll with the brain capacity of handicapped goldfish, but it is when someone who just so happens to be watching this crime to tele with you, passes some form of judgement as to what these fools are saying. If i'm not interested in watching this program, why would i want to discuss the subject matters with someone who has actually been listening to the program, i find so repulsive?

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